Mid May 2005

IRLTime trials are complete and the field is set for the 89th running of the Greatest Spectacle in Racing. There was a surprise bump when Mike hopped in the 48 car and bumped Little Arie out at 5:30. Of course the move was not without controversy or conspiracy theory.Frankly I found the whole day rather surreal. First Big Arie was on TV talking about Jrs. chances. He thought Jr. was listening to him, but that he really needed laps and that he was doing it the hard way by having to learn in the race. Strangely enough, Jr. didn’t make an appearance on the track until 3:00. He wasted 3 hours when he could have been on the track, getting comfortable in the car and getting up to speed.As the day wore on, word of Mike’s arrival permeated the Speedway and finally the 48 car was rolled on to pit lane and sent out to practice.Jr. had already put his car in the field but his time was weak. 49 laps later Mike stuck her in the show with an average over 217. Jr. mounted one last charge but was way short. It just really puzzled me that Jr. wasn’t out earlier. I did notice a trace of trepidation on Arie’s face at noon. I’m not sure he thought Jr. was ready.Now there has been talk that Brian Barnhart actually went to Foyt and presumably Toyota to get the 48 car in the field because the 98 wasn’t fast enough. As much as I have come to dislike Barnhart over the past weeks, I find this conspiracy theory absurd.Anyway, Sunday is race day. I like Tony Kanaan to win the show. I’d rather the chick not win. This year at least. My guess is that Friday’s Carb Day will be very uneventful. Right now the weather looks good for the weekend. Keep your fingers crossed.F1The Monaco GP post mortem is ugly. For the record Kimi won the race going away. It was his second win in two races and he has led every lap of both. There were a couple of stupid incidents on the track however that warrants mentioning.First let me say that in the field there was some of the best racing I had ever seen at Monaco. But there was some ugliness as well. First it was the Sauber teams’ little stunt, or more precisely, JV’s shunt. When is this dickhead going to learn? Coming off the front stretch, this imbecile takes an ill-advised line to overtake his team mate Felipe Massa. He doesn’t stick the move and ends up running Mass off the road effectively ending any chance of either of them getting any points.Villeneuve has pretty much sucked since 1999 and his own arrogance makes him dangerous. Peter Sauber has to be fed up and needs to can his ass today.Late in the race Schummi was up to a bit of nastiness himself when he ran the Sandwich out of room coming out of the tunnel and made a pass in the chicane. The move was dangerous and against a team mate. On the next lap he did the same thing to brother Ralf and his Toyota. Ralfie is steamed and said that one of them could have been killed. Schummi said he wasn’t on no damn day trip and pretty much told Ralfie to shut the fuck up. This could get good. Schummi is struggling unlike he has at any point in his career and the frustration mounts with each passing race. With Toyota getting things together the two may spend more time together on the track.